"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life