When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.
*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
every human deserves to have a slow dance with a beautiful person to this song
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
i love how i talk about my “sonic phase” because im in complete denial. it was never a sonic phase its a fucking sonic life
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
Kitten laying on St. Bernard.
This is so important!!!!!!
i would definitely reblog a lemon scented tumblr post
How would you know it’s lemon scented
uh, by smelling it, with my nose
"He’s the only idiot that would wear a shirt like that."